Fence


 

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Which side of the fence?
 
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!


If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesnt buy one. 
If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.   


If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesnt eat meat. 
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.   


If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. 
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.  


If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. 
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.   


If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. 
Democrats demand that those they don’t like be shut down.   


If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. 
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
 

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. 
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.   


If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. 
A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended”.   


Well, I forwarded it.
 
 

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